BACK IN LOUISVILLE

One and a quarter pound burger... that's 20 ounces of MEAT! Alex
was trying to give me a heart attack.

That's just wrong. I'm proud to say that I was
able to stuff the whole thing down into my belly...
if that's something one can be proud about.

It's Derby time...

Those commercials weren't kidding.

Ivanna Trump.

This sign was right next to a porn shop... I was gonna
take a funny picture that juxtaposed the two, but the
clerk came out and shooed me off. Bitches.

CLEVELAND